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...that you have to use the "Ignition" key to turn the engine off? (I don't know which dipstick I'm mocking, but seriously, did you get that one off an email chain letter "joke". Ho ho ha ha hee!)
Let's face it, if Steve Jobs had licensed the Mac OS to other manufacturers, we'd all be using Macs, not PCs. But he didn't, so that's the way it is.