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I hope our vigilant security pros will be alert for the giveaway signs of WoW-based terrorists:
Suspicious numbers of Washington "tourists" wearing huge, elaborate shoulder-pieces which prevent them from raising their arms.
Large, hairy foreign nationals entering the country under names like Sirloin, Moomoomore, Moomoomagic, and Moontouched.
A falloff in the restaurant business as increasing numbers of visitors conjure their own croissants and glacier water.
Outbreaks of lascivious dancing on the Capitol steps by large groups of people in their underwear.
It's all there if you only look for it.
