Letters to the Editor
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Thats easy,
They have to report to Microsoft what you typed, where you went, what files you had open, if you changed any password, your voting preference, your address book with all contact e-mails, any changes in daily routine, any and all files you might have in secure folders, your social security number, home address, educational history, criminal record and most importantly your school attendance (it goes on your permanent record).
This information is quickly(relative) transmitted to all appropriate Microsoft divisions, from there it goes to FBI, CIA, DEA, CTC, FAA and HUD. Finally homeland security makes a backup and sends police to your domicile to verify your identity by looking in your windows(real glass windows).
Then the all-mighty and powerful Bill G. authorizes it to shut down telepathically.