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None of them have any hope of working, but he makes it all seem so plausible.
And I can see where if you don't really know about the stuff, you might be fooled.
The first clip with the iPod and onion says you need a white onion and 2 cups of sports drink.
However, you can clearly see he is using a yellow onion and only one cup of the gatorade.
Farhad, darling, I'm starting to worry about you. First you were bowled over by the iPhone because it could connect to the Web, when people have been connecting to the Web via cellphone for years. And now you call an onion a tuber!
Take some time off. Get some rest. You'll feel better.
He must be from another planet.
Oh yeah, a "tuber" is a euphemism for a hotdog. See also, "Tube Steak." Just a head's up.