Aw heck, Andrew.

All those big cars & trucks were also male enhancements.

All women have know this since hood ornaments & tail fins.

Something Stinks don't want It.

ED.

Keep it in you pants, fool.

but

as a fairly frequent listener to sports radio in the San Francisco Bay Area

prompts me, as Giants' fan, to say that they ought to trade Jonathan Sanchez right now--his value will never be higher (and we know that magnificent talent in the minors just waiting for a call up).

estimate how much filthy lucre could be garnered by a "male enhancement" pill or device that. . .actually. . .enhanced? It boggles the mind.

People who need "male enhancements" suffer from Prius envy.

I just had to endure one of those seizure-inducing cyan and magenta flashing ads while reading this very article. All because I learned to right-click and block images from advertisers of the teeth whitening "discovered by a mom" quackery currently infesting most ad-supported websites.

Thanks Andrew for explaining why there are so many ads for Euphallic during the "Creepy KOFY Movie Time" and reruns of "Fantasy Island." You have me missing Glen Hartzheim and the Dodge Doggie more and more...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KznI-vbdm0g

Just think with less cars being purchased and more penises being enlarged we will soon have a cleaner environment. Global Warming will be replaced with Global Horniness.

That when watching a NFL game in the middle of a Sunday afternoon, I had to come up with an explanation for my five-year-old for what "male enhancement" and "erectile dysfunction" are.

I mean geez! Can't a family watch a football game without having to explain why a penis might not work? I'd have a little more sympathy if it was in the evening, say after 8:00 p.m. or so. But the middle of the afternoon?

And that was five years ago. Andrew is right, it's much worse now. I'd take the Chevy Tahoe ad any day.

...and simply turn the television set off. Some of you might even find you like the world better this way.

No TV, no "male enhancement" commercials.

End of problem.

Your servant,

Lord Karth

Witness that Kenya recently captured an illegal shipment of rhino horn to China. Apparently at least some Chinese males still believe that rhino horn is an aphrodisiac that enhances the male apparatus.

What's wrong with the U.S. drug companies that shill the recreational drugs Levitra, Cialis, etc., all over our commercial breaks?

They should be doing more to offset our balance of trade with China by shipping larger quantities of the recreational drug, Viagra for instance, to pump up the diminished Chinese male --while preventing the elimination of an endangered species.

If the Chinese will not sign onto real climate change solutions, at least they could get with the times and stop killing off rhinos and start consuming good ol' Murican male woodie stiffeners.

The Chinese are too civilized to allow televised marketing of pharmaceuticals. Only the US and NZ do this. Heh.

Also trending on my area sports radio station: "let us negotiate with your creditors / the IRS" ads. I was wondering why the station had lowered itself to airing sleazy spam-like spots. Are these really the only local businesses left with an advertising budget these days? It makes a lot of sense that these are filling a void left by car commercials.

"...there seems to have been an upsurge..."

"...difficult to get hard numbers on penile enlargement..."

"...thus the potential market for penile enlargement is bigger than ever."

Made me laugh!

If you need a better car, pussy cow,

He's the greatest one by far, pussy cow,

Give a new car to your wife,

She will love you all your life,

Pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow...

http://www.mydogspot.com/video.htm

They laid me off to make their budget, because the car advertisers cut back or ended their ad schedules.

My station's sales department, like most TV stations, took the easy way out. When autos were selling, the co-op dollars given to the local dealers for advertising were extremely generous. There were even companies with stentorian-toned announcers and professional-looking women who specialized in making weekly ads for dealerships. It was not unusual to receive a reel with 60 commercials, of all lengths, some shot in the daytime and some at night, every week.

The TV sales people loved these ads, because they didn't have to work to find other sponsors. Those were the local stores and companies, who dried up and died as Wal-Mart took over sales of everything. And Wal-Mart doesn't have to advertise heavily; with all the local stores out of businesss, where the hell else are you going to shop?

Now the car ads are gone. It wasn't that much of a loss, creatively speaking. Car ads never mentioned specific prices, or did so with a pile of teeny-tiny disclaimer type on the bottom of the screen that basically said the advertised price was a filthy lie. Mostly, the car dealership ads said, "We're great guys. Buy from us. See how clean our teeth are?"

But that money is gone. And my job was washed away, along with those dealers with clean teeth, and their employees, and the businesses they supported, and a lot more. As the recent book reviewed in Salon said, Ikea IS as bad as Wal-Mart. So is General Motors, Anti-Christler, and the bailouts of both of those moronic corporations.

I guess the ads that accompany the articles change throughout the day, but I was amused to see that the ad accompanying this article when I read it just now was for the HBO series "Hung". A coincidence?

One of those little things that brings a little amusement to an otherwise dull day...

Now that was an obnoxious commercial. On the other hand it might have worked for ED?

It's bad for you.

Hey, if you've got a big cock, you don't need a Porsche to compensate.

Mr Sullivan was talking about listening to the radio as well. Is that bad for us, too?