Letters to the Editor
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Q: The Best Way to Stop Canadians from Entering?
Answer: Install video screens at regular intervals along the border that play a looped tape of the "South Park" movie.
Kyle's Mom and the 'Blame Canada' number are sure to scare all those darn Canucks back home to their log cabins - where Red Green will be on the tele as always to comfort and soothe them...

