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Extinguish desire? What a joke. This fat man just wants a belly rub and a chortle.
  • One thing for sure...

    Beats using my bronze Gojira to weigh down the timer button on my rice maker. From time to time it pops up before the rice is done, but I found that little statue - a birthday present trucked from the Ginza by my gf's ex, living & translating in Japan this last decade - has his right claw/paw at just the correct height to keep the button down.

    Not as amusing as your post, and my Gojira just has a few dings. He's only about 10 years old and fairly durable but there was just enough synchronicity to make think about him.