Letters to the Editor
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it was the Red Jihad!
Obviously an Islamic Terrorist. After all, his name is MOSQUEda.
Or.... maybe that's just what the Russkies WANT us to think, DA?
They should have come up with a less obvious name than Mosque-Da!
Or.... maybe the Mohammedans want us to blame the Commies......
Those scheming A-rabs....!
No, no; wait, NOW I get it....
They're in it together!
I blame the Red Jihad! The al-QueGB! The new axis of Evil!
I haven't figured out why they didn't wait until May Day, must've been a scheduling conflict...

