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Sir:
I would highly suggest the following immediate measures to insure your son can code in the future:
1. A rite of excorcism should be performed to remove all traces of BASIC, Java and C++.
2. He should fast for at least a month on brown rice and glacier water to purify himself.
3. Download a copy of "Starting FORTH" by Leo Brodie - a free and legal download.
4. Download a copy of "Thinking FORTH" also by Brodie - and also free and legal.
5. Download or purchase a copy of the FORTH programming language - many are public domain.
6. He should sign an oath to never permit a compiler to think or second guess him and to search zen-like for elegant simple solutions.
7. Search google and read anything about FORTH's inventor Charles H. Moore - there is no doubt of his genius.
I have programmed in FORTH for nearly 20 years and can state it is the finest and most fascinating way for a human being to communicate with a computer. Moore's description of the FORTH philosophy:
"Complexity is wrong. It is wrong in human terms. It is wrong in computer terms. A simple solution is the result of an exacting effort to understand the real problem and is recognized by its compelling sense of rightness".
Having done these things I am sure your child will grow up to be a wonderful human being like me.
