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Friday, November 9, 2007 12:00 AM

Ask the pilot

Oversized and overhyped, the world's biggest plane is here. Is the Airbus A380 the "most hideous airliner ever conceived"?

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Thursday, November 8, 2007 08:47 PM

Most hideous article ever conceived.

Patrick,

Your articles are getting worse each week. You used to be insightful and informative. Now, you are just regurgitating the same crap we can read everywhere else. I'm sure you are a good pilot, but probably not such a good aeronautical engineer, and probably an even worse designer. Stick with what you know, which is why we read. Continue degenerating to the Boeing is better than Airbus crap and we'll stop all together.

Thursday, November 8, 2007 08:47 PM

Lift Without Weight Equals...

Patrick,

One of the things that I truly love about your column is the way you dissect the intricate minutiae of flight and translate it into a textual tapestry that the average layman can understand. Notwithstanding this talent you occasionally err- and in this case you have erred in a pretty significant way. I agree that making things intelligible to the common man frequently involves reducing them to their core essences. But I do not agree that making patently false or otherwise inaccurate statements is acceptable. To whit you wrote:

“Getting off the ground is a function of lift, thrust and acceleration, not weight per se.”

Ummmm. You know as well as I do that the four forces relevant to flight are lift, thrust, weight, and drag. Ignore any one of these at your peril!! Lift is the opposite of weight, and thrust is the opposite of drag. To state that getting off the ground is related to lift, but not to weight is a bit Rovian in its twisting of reality. Please forgive me for offering what I think you were trying to say:

“Getting off the ground is not simply a function of how heavy an airplane is. Rather it is a function of how much lift the wing needs to generate to overcome the weight of the airplane, and how quickly it can get to the airspeed which will allow it to generate that lift. As silly as it sounds: If you had enough thrust a 747 could take off in the distance of a football field!! The A380 has no issue with runway lengths primarily because it has enough thrust to accelerate it to a speed where its wing generates enough lift to allow it to use currently existing runways.

Make it understandable- you do this very well. But don’t change the basic laws of flight- those are immutable and as you probably know- highly unforgiving!! (As apparently am I!!)

Cheers,

dce

Thursday, November 8, 2007 07:49 PM

You're Delusional

Seriously, all that over the A380's little forehead? The A380 may have evidence of a braincase, but the B747 is a hideously deformed mutant which should never have survived the intense radiation that must have corrupted it in the womb.

No offense, but I can't see anything in your statements that looks like reality rather than some sort of weird, twisted nostalgia tinged by anger at the very existence of a new kid on the block.

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