Letters to the Editor
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Sequels to "Snakes on a Plane"
Titles of forthcoming movies, based on letters to Ask the Pilot:
1. Large Zoo-Type Animals on a Plane
2. German-Austrian Neurological Issues on a Plane
3. Fighter Jets on a Plane
4. 3:10 to Houston or Perhaps Mexico City
5. Where Are the Dog Hairs of Yesteryear
6. The Hundredth Monkey Phenomenon
7. Bollocks on a Plane
8. Fuck the Airlines
9. From Vizag to Dum Dum
10. The Wingspan of Angels

