Letters to the Editor

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Do airplanes make you fart more? What happened to the dog hair on my suitcase? The pilot lets us in on readers' probing questions.
  • Sequels to "Snakes on a Plane"

    Titles of forthcoming movies, based on letters to Ask the Pilot:

    1. Large Zoo-Type Animals on a Plane

    2. German-Austrian Neurological Issues on a Plane

    3. Fighter Jets on a Plane

    4. 3:10 to Houston or Perhaps Mexico City

    5. Where Are the Dog Hairs of Yesteryear

    6. The Hundredth Monkey Phenomenon

    7. Bollocks on a Plane

    8. Fuck the Airlines

    9. From Vizag to Dum Dum

    10. The Wingspan of Angels