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Friday, October 26, 2007 12:00 AM

Ask the pilot

Do airplanes make you fart more? What happened to the dog hair on my suitcase? The pilot lets us in on readers' probing questions.
By Patrick Smith

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  • Sunday, October 28, 2007 07:39 AM

    Since this is Salon

    the suitcase was carefully removed and sent to a secret government lab where the dog hair was removed as a simple matter while they were busy implanting RFID and GPS chips in the bag in order to track you because Israel needs to blame the whole nuclear war from space against the Iranians on you, you personally.

    Didn't you get the memo?

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