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Friday, October 26, 2007 12:00 AM

Ask the pilot

Do airplanes make you fart more? What happened to the dog hair on my suitcase? The pilot lets us in on readers' probing questions.

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  • Friday, October 26, 2007 12:02 PM

    Author Reply to Xranadu Hutman

    People, if you have a question, don't post it here, spawning crazy new rumors and myths, just write to me directly. There's a link at the end of every column.

    Hutman asks: "So... Why didn't we jettison the fuel?"

    Proabably because the type of plane you were on did not have a jettisoning system. Not all do.

    >>> In another one, an entire engine suddenly shot noisy, "foom"-ing flames out the back for several seconds before dying, at which point all the lights went out and the pilot made a dramatic turn back toward our departure point. <<<

    A compressor stall. Pretty harmless, actually. This phenomenon was covered in either of these columns..

    http://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith/2005/08/12/askthepilot149/

    http://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith/2002/09/13/askthepilot10/

    >>> Are airlines required to publicize the number of near-miss scenarios that occur <<<

    In all likelihood these weren't near misses. Not by a longshot.

    - Patrick Smith

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