Letters to the Editor
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Take a vote
How about this - if a plane is delayed more than 3 hours, a vote is taken whether to return to the gate (or disembark by stair truck) Majority wins. No one will be held up by a single elitist prick. Legislation is passed to require this vote. Legislation is also passed, for safety and comfort, to regulate seat pitch so passengers can be treated like human beings again. All airlines would have to provide more room and the price of tickets would go up up for all airlines by 10 or 20 percent. Good. It is worth it. Finally, I think no apology is better than a grudging one. I would rather see you say "screw you, readers, I am an elitist, Nietsche-reading prick and am far above you unwashed masses, literally and figuratively". That, at least, would be fun.