Letters to the Editor
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NL outfield thoughts
Andrew Jones is funny. Tubby guy who swings like he's in a F5 twister - usually below the pitch. And he catches the ball like he wants to give the management a heart attack - which is a nice touch.
Barry Bonds has done irreparable harm to baseball, and he just might be the devil - the jury is still out. I defended him up until that reality show (ironic). He's just an ass, with a needle hanging out.
Carlos Beltran is just about as good as they come (except for freezing with the world on the line).
G.D. Ken Griffey Jr. is having a great offensive season. If you get ESPN, you've noticed that he's in a time warp at the plate. I can't be the only one absolutely loving it. Nevertheless, I bet old poppa griff would be a more effective right fielder tonight than his son. I know, I know, if Jr. tried to make plays his legs would explode, so I'll put up with it. And, what person in America over the age of 15 doesn't want to see Jr in the derby? Get that man a chartered flight to the AllStar game, and fast.
Jenkins ain't that bad, but Soriano is too much fun to not invite to the All Star game.
But wait! What's even more exciting is that somewhere in Columbus, OSU football players are throwing steel around.