Letters to the Editor
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Ok, time for some irresponsible accusations to spice up the Mets story
Todd Hundley? Yeah, he had to have been juicing. Vince Coleman? He needed something to help recover quickly from being run over by a tarp and something to help with his firecracker throwing aim. Don't even get me started on Howard Johnson. His forearms looked like turduckens and he once check-swung a home run. Jeff Kent? The porn-stache is used to hide the injection scars.
Yes, it is safe to say that the jockstrap washer from the Mets is telling the truth. I say, throw out all records from the 85-95 Mets.

