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Any father who emasculates his own son by making hime play soccer is a degenrate wuss. I mean, soccer is ok for girls to play. If you research it's origin, it was devised as a way to avoid the use of the hands by male atheletes in Europe. Because nearly every European man, from Eastern Europe to the British Isles, is effeminate to the point of distraction, it was clear that a new game had to be devised that didn't force the participants to embarass themselves by having to catch and toss--especially while running. Watching the French play Rounders, for instance, will usually end before regulation because the umpires and spectators can't stop laughing. I mean, seeing those dandies try to throw something is hysterical. So Bukk, you are insane to condemn you soon to a lifetime of ordering daquiries and not knowing how to fix a flat. You, sir, are insane.
