Letters to the Editor
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Pack of Syphilitic Howler Monkeys
I am sorry that I got caught by my boss reading King Kaufman's Sports Daily due to the fact that I emitted loud barking laughter over numerous phrases, including "pack of syphilitic howler monkeys." I deeply apologize for the fact that I am not supposed to be reading King's column during the work day. I regret any distress my reprimand may have caused myself.

