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Tuesday, July 28, 2009 12:00 AM

Shatner's dramatic reading of Palin

Only William Shatner can truly do justice to the former Alaska governor's lyrical brilliance

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 09:18 AM

Paglia gets poked

While I watched and listened to Shatner read to the background walking bass and bongo, I couldn't help but recall Paglia's remark that "[Palin] uses language with the jumps, breaks and rippling momentum of a be-bop saxophonist." ("Obama Surfs Through", Salon, November 12, 2008). Shatner was poking fun of Palin, but I could also hear the long, loud and flatulent rrrip as he punctured Paglia's bloated homage.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 09:03 AM

I don't wonder any more.

I'm old enough to have seen the original Star Trek series when it was first run. And the album with "Lucy in the Sky". Even then I wondered if Shatner was brilliant or clueless.

Years later, he did the wonderful "GET A LIFE!" skit on SNL. I began to think he was in on the joke.

Then came Boston Legal. Denny Crane was so incredibly good that I could not decide if Shatner was one of the most talented actors of all time, or simply being himself.

Now this. I'm convinced of Shatner's brilliance. He, Conan and whoever came up with the idea should get Emmys for that bit.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 08:03 AM

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves ...

That was her farewell address?

I thought she was reciting The Jabberwocky.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 07:04 AM

Almost cracked up

Did anyone notice that Shatner almost cracked up several times? Great stuff! I can't believe anyone expects us to take Ms. Palin seriously. As a source of comedy, however, she's unmatched.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 07:03 AM

Shatner's Rules

I love love love William Shatner. He manages to:

poke fun while appearing serious;

never crack up laughing, only letting a little merriment escape his eyes;

dress cool for an old guy; and,

leave the stage when his job is done.

He is the best. Live long and .... you know.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 02:10 PM

this must be what they mean

by "political theatre." Brilliant.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 12:52 PM

Hilarious

Yes, this is a pretty dramatic reading...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 12:51 PM

You have to love Shatner

Who else but Shatner could make Palin's mush-mouth word-salad sound lyrical? Love that man! Funny stuff . . . .

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 12:20 PM

I love Shatner, big washed-up gasbag that he is, I sincerely love his soul.

As for Palin -- why would anyone want her to go away?? She's great. She needs to be the Republican candidate for president in 2012! She's the country's best hope to continue the polarization and ultimate fragmentation, withering and destruction of that party. WE NEED HER!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 11:52 AM

Thanks to Palin...

I have a new exclamation of dramatic surprise. From now on, when confronted by something shocking, it's "Merciless Rivers!" that will be escaping my lips.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 11:45 AM

Notice the hypocricy?

Well, it certainly makes a fr, far better poem than political speech. But I gotta say, I'm pretty amazed that Ms "Drill Baby Drill" would go on for so long about the wonders of the Alaska landspace when her lauded energy plan is to dig it the hell up and extract every dollar from it possible.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 11:45 AM

Shatner's sharp

He rescues Palin's words from their awkward dark

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 10:35 AM

Shatner 2012

John McCain should have ran with Shatner as the VP candidate.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 09:50 AM

Aspiring orator-extraordinaire Sarah Palin, using stirring poetic images...

...together with hackneyed rightwing talking points -- she's the nearly compleat conservative demogogue.

All she needs is the ability to speak fluidly. And to stop rambling.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 09:29 AM

How can anyone wish for Palin to go away now?

Or for the MSM to leave her her alone? When she's still fodder for this sort of stuff? The bottom line is that it's fun to make fun of her, and she invites this level of ridicule very time she opens her mouth. She's the greatest leader since The Holy Grail's Brave Sir Robin!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 09:18 AM

@Swift Loris

That paragraph of her speech was clearly intended to be poetic--whatever one's opinion of its literary merit--so Shatner didn't exactly score a satiric coup by reading it as such.

Sure, it may have been intended to be poetic, but it didn't become poetic until Shatner read it. Palin could screw up a reading of The Hollow Men, even though it's about her.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 09:04 AM

That which we call a Palin speech by any other name would still be nebulous nonsense

Palin-speak actually works better in this format where it can mean whatever the listener wants it to mean (somewhat like abstract art) than it does as a substantive political speech.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:58 AM

He is the Shazzle

Death, Taxes, and Shatner

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:55 AM

Freakin Hilarious

well done guys.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:51 AM

Palin loves Alaska so much

that she is quitting her job running the state and is going to the sinful lower 48 to help Alaska.

got it.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:47 AM

Someone make sure Camille Paglia sees this

I'd just love to read her oh-so-offended comments in next months column.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:47 AM

Geez, that's lame

That paragraph of her speech was clearly intended to be poetic--whatever one's opinion of its literary merit--so Shatner didn't exactly score a satiric coup by reading it as such.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:46 AM

Eat Your Heart Out, Allen Ginsberg

The beatnik bongo accompaniment was perfect.

If Palin had the kind of voice and delivery Shatner has, I might be able to stand to listen to her, and she might have even greater (but still underdeserved) appeal.

Instead, she's got a voice that goes through my head like a knife combined with a non-stop blathering yammer, as if she's afraid that pausing will cause someone to take away her mic.

A word to the wise - a competent speaker can make even nonsense sound plausible. Let's hope she doesn't get a good coach.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:45 AM

This was great...

...but even William Shatner couldn't make sense of it.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:42 AM

Brillant

Conan and Shatner are on to something. That speech definitely sounds better as a poem than something comprised of full length sentences. I can see that being done at a coffeehouse gig. I look forward to more entertainment poetry from Sarah Palin.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:38 AM

dheitman

Hell, dheitman, I'm willing to compare it to the Gettysburg address right now. Wait a sec. Okay, done.

You were uttering satire, right?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:35 AM

Palin is

performance art.

Herein lies the art, the result of shatnerization in order to translate and memefy the text, and the encryption of the art in a speech of puzzling and double-talk comic speech techniques By Governor Palin of which Kevin Nealon is a known to be proficient at.

I smell a setup and a rejoinder coupled with professional comedic fingerprints all over this.

This must be the work of the Justified Ancients of Mummu.

We are all in a hell of a fix.

Wait till you play the speech backwards!!!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:28 AM

It's just like Lincoln

Sarah Palin's Farewell Address will one day be compared to the Gettysburg Address.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:27 AM

Re: Shatner's dramatic reading of Palin

Priceless.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:24 AM

We're All Such Despicable Little Mice

Next to the troops. Every breath we take, every crap we take, every dollar we make, every word we spake has been granted to us by them.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:15 AM

Sad

Is Sarah Palin really worth this level of nonstop coverage?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:12 AM

This is all becoming alot like following

Brittany Spears during her head shaving days...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009 08:06 AM

Hillarious

That's pretty funny. It does sound better read as a poem, though, but maybe because I never really expect to understand poetry.

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