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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 12:00 AM

Fox News' Kilmeade: We "marry other species," Finns "pure"

The host compares Finland, Sweden's "pure society" to the U.S., where "we marry everybody"

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Friday, July 10, 2009 04:30 AM

Marrying other species

I have often wondered why Boehner looks like that. Likewise for the looks of Glenn Beck and... (I can't remember her name - the one with a blonde toupee and a mask. I guess they all look the same). Kilmeade has finally provided the answer: Their mummies and puppies must have mated with other species.

Thank you Fox and thank you Kilmeade.

Friday, July 10, 2009 05:09 AM

This is verray fishy story about Finns who have many Siberian aunt-cestors and could have

some in Alaska too across Bering Strait. Betcha you know nothin' about Trans-Siberian Railway. I once had great time in Omsk - and Mr. Nanki Pui Pu just happened to be there too. Awful silly people who don't know fishy story when Mr. Kilmeade winds u up. My babuschka liked film about Tarzan and Apes. I think Mr. George Clooney was Tarzan that time. Dmitri is on phone again. What clotpoll he is. Wants to come to L'Aquila now to see shapely Brazilian teenager whose bum President Obamma admires. I tell Dmitri it is Mr. Nanki Piu Pu in a woman's dress but Dmitri no listen. Even in the Urals picture causing lotta excitement.

Friday, July 10, 2009 05:09 AM

High-minded Salonistas just don't get it!

Fox News is "news" in name only! It's totally about counterprograming the major networks and political theatre! You might as well complain about the weather but if it gets you going in the morning, who cares! Fox News is a cathartic mirror to its target audience! Rupert Murdoch is laughing all the way to the bank! But don't blame him! He saw an opportunity and took it! That's the way capitalism works!

Friday, July 10, 2009 05:25 AM

hey

why does calling out fixed news ignorance putting down rural americans to so of the letter readers think rural americans that vote republican are ignorant ?

Friday, July 10, 2009 05:26 AM

lol

I hope I didn't offend anyone the way I stated my last message lol

Friday, July 10, 2009 05:47 AM

@didus

Good stuff. I have to read more of your posts.

...and to the Gatsby quoter, yes, good old Doctor Goddard... used to "train" his staff to recognize miscreants and imbeciles as they came off the boats. We can thank him for those lovely Kallikak studies (worth a read... at least the critical analyses of his misrepresentation). Too bad he is dead. He could have been a guest on the show.

Friday, July 10, 2009 05:48 AM

Unbelievable

I was gonna say "Wow. Just . . . wow." but TreeRol beat me to it, so I'll say instead:

Ho. Lee. Crap.

Friday, July 10, 2009 08:08 AM

austinboy

I was responding to several letter writers who said this Kilmeade should go to rural Georgia to see what happens when people inbreed, and who were making fun of Waffle House employees, specifically.

Friday, July 10, 2009 08:09 AM

or whatever your name is

author something. maybe.

Friday, July 10, 2009 09:19 AM

Fox is going for the Nazi demographic

We already knew that the "big tent" of the Republican party pandered quietly to racist bigots, neo-nazis, skinheads, etc. Maybe they're just getting less subtle about it.

Friday, July 10, 2009 09:54 AM

le chat rose

Oh yeah, let's bash poor rural people and Waffle House employees. You letter writers are so classy. No wonder rural parts of America vote Republican, at least the GOP tries to hide their contempt for them.

I'm sorry. I must have missed something. If I understand your post correctly, I have to be a Democrat to post here? Because everyone here votes Dem, right???

And BTW, most rural parts of America DO vote Republican against their own best interests but not because someone with an unknown political ideology called them "hicks" or made fun of the damned Waffle House. It's because they get their information from places like Fox News and people like Rush Limbaugh. "Information" like the subject of this article.

Friday, July 10, 2009 10:36 AM

Hello again all you lucky peeple! My chum Mr. Kumquat speaks only pure Mandarin and lives in Orange County.

He has Manchurian girlfriend (not candidate!) and he fumes at the money she wastes on perfumes with names like "Rollinthehay" as she cannot spell American very proper. Daphne, who is Australian, is helping with my spelling but I prefer Aaron myself. How the KGB lapped up "Di-nasty" and "Focking-Crest" but best of all was that one about JR Busch in Dallas (Texas). I well remember my didouchka Gregori getting very happy about the charming American ladies like Miz Ellie, I think. He had tingling in the leg.

Here in l'Aquila I take delightful picture of Barack looking at nice rump and Vlad is pleased but the Germans have gone wild as they always do because "german" means "cousin" and they marry each other. Disgusting! Daphne is Australian (did I tell you that before?) and can't stand Austians as they are cousins of Germans who are cousins of each other and nobody else. Now I am Russian FSB and know my onions. Those Swedes were Berserkers with horns on their heads (Daphne says "helmets" is right) and they made minced meats of those fonny peeple in Scotland, Ireland and England- the Walsh not so much. They ravished the women too and left lots of small Svens behind them. Now they live in Minnesota. I am so proud to be Russian and not Egyptian as the Pharaohs were completely mad with sons of the Pharaoh marrying Mom when Daddy died to keep bloodline pure. Russian royal family best of all until marrying daughter of dumpy English queen called Victoria. Then they get hemophilia and maybe H1N1 so it's curtains for them.

Mr. Kilmeade very interesting man. I've been thinking about Dmitri and Daphne calls him "Spudnik" as he has head like potato so his Mom could have been making "beast with two backs" with tuber. Now for more frolics at G8. Mr. Nanki Piu is wearing sarong now instead of dress as he nervous when heard Dmitri has the what you call "the hots" for him after seeing picture of delicious lady.

Friday, July 10, 2009 10:45 AM

But Oh, Canada!

So a Finn and a Swede walked into a bar,

In the suburbs of Saskatoon.

Said the Swede to the Finn, "Is it hoping too much

To wish to be married soon?

A Swede for you and a Finn for me,

With love in our hearts, and baby makes three,

And a sweet little house on an acre or three,

With a fine front door with a lock and a key,

In a cul-de-sac at the edge of town,

And we'll climb on our roof as the sun goes down

At the edge of the prairie in Saskatoon,

In the long twilights in the month of June,

We'll climb on the roof and howl at the moon

On the edge of Saskatoon, eh?

We'll lay on our backs and bay at the moon

In the suburbs of Saskatoon.

We'll play all night and we'll work all day,

Mowing the timber and chopping the hay,

And on fine summer evenings we'll howl at the moon

In the suburbs of Saskatoon, eh?

In the sweet, hot suburbs of Saskatoon

In our twilight hours in the month of June

We'll get up on the roof and howl at the moon

In the suburbs of Saskatoon."

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