We are spared another know-nothing campaign buoyed up by the blurred media line between reality and reality TV.

Why is this guy still being interviewed for ANYTHING??

Which was "Bwah ha ha ha ha cough hack... bwaaahh ha ha ha ha... "

And this is the guy the GOP chooses as their "hero."

Don't count your chickens before the eggs are even LAID, much less hatched.

We've had many know-nothing campaigns in the past without benefit of Joe the Plumber -- our political and media systems are fully capable of screwing up again all by themselves, thank you very much.

Then that's it then. And we all know God is never wrong!

God is real, and He loves us very, very frigging much.

WTH? What does I hope not mean? He doesn't know what he's planning, but he hopes he isn't planning to run for office?

Frickin' idiot.

I knew we could count on you.

I was hoping for something like Newt Gingrich being interviewed live when a chunk of frozen toilet waste falls from a passing airliner, softens on the way down and lands on him like a giant blue Slurpee. But Joe-the-Make-Believe-Plumber would have been a good second choice.

Glad to see that God and I are on the same page.

If so, why haven't they been committed?

At least the voices in his head aren't telling him to go shoot abortion doctors -- yet.

Or Shitso would work too.

"I prayed to God and asked if I should run for office, and he was all, like, 'Oh no you di-int! You did NOT just totally ask me if you could, like, hold office', and I was all, like, 'Take a chill pill,' and God's all like, 'Don't you be gettin all up in MY face, yo,' and I'm like, 'No way' and God's all like, 'Girlfriend you better check yo-self' and I'm like, 'Whoa'."

...to buy into a strip club with money he's made from his book.

'Cause, as we found out recently, there's another GOP figure who's forwarding emails from God, AKA "Trig’s Creator, Your Heavenly Father."

Sorry, Joe. Guess you're just not on Yahweh's email list, beeyotch!

my guess would be that somebody did some quiet polling about fundraising potential and Joe The Unemployed did the math.

Maybe we can get God to talk to Sarah. He must have heard that she broke into his email by now . . .

I want you to cash in all your CDs, empty your bank accounts, sell your house, any stocks you might have and, oh yeah, cash in your retirement account too, and send all the money to a guy on the internets with the moniker Pubius Maximus.

In cash.

Small bills.

And tell no one.

If you do, I really promise good things will happen to you.

Really.

Signed,

Your Buddy (God)

It was actually Dick Cheney...Joe just thinks he's god.

By God, he meant Rush Limbaugh

...that told Bush to attack Iraq? Kinda like the O.T. God v. the N.T. God?

He runs with a seriously fucked up crowd.

Palin/Wurzelbacher 2012!