Unbelievable. Un fucking believable. The pratt Renegade_Iconclast expects me to except as evidence this buried in a fawning piece fuff. This just shows that Barry Nairobi's publicists were already were already a well oiled grease bucket machine, trying it on, filling in the back story for the saps right from the off.:

Though Obama Had to Leave to Find Himself, It Is Hawaii That Made His Rise Possible.

On weekday mornings as a teenager, Barry Obama left his grandparents' apartment on the 10th floor of the 12-story high-rise at 1617 S. Beretania, a mile and a half above Waikiki Beach, and walked up Punahou Street in the shadows of capacious banyan trees and date palms. Before crossing the overpass above the H1 freeway, where traffic zoomed east to body-surfing beaches or west to the airport and Pearl Harbor, he passed Kapiolani Medical Center, walking below the hospital room where he was born on Aug. 4, 1961. Two blocks farther along, at the intersection with Wilder, he could look left toward the small apartment on Poki where he had spent a few years with his little sister, Maya, and his mother, Ann, back when she was getting her master's degree at the University of Hawaii before she left again for Indonesia. Soon enough he was at the lower edge of Punahou School, the gracefully sloping private campus where he studied some and played basketball more.

Whenever someone mentions their foreskin, you know they are teetering on the edge of the great abyss.

Holy crap!

There it is!

You see, even I am not immune from the

G R E A T A B Y S S !

I think someone is on the edge of a breakthrough!

Or a disaster.

Well, the great abyss evaporated, but that was just because it wasn't MY foreskin.

UH OH!!!

There it is again.

I gotta be more careful.

You have more sorry excuses than a porcupine has quills.

"The dog ate my Birth Certificate!"

Yeah, that's the ticket.

So?

There's no difference between them. Both prove Obama was born in Hawaii.

As for your analogy to drug samples -- wow, very inapt.

actually I think a copy of it might have been found folded up inside of Mohamed Atta's passport but I'm not absolutely sure.

Can you help us our Liar Boy Rene_Offatthemouth.

"You have more sorry excuses than a porcupine has quills."

That is an original. Feel free to quote my literary genius to make yourselves seem more clever than you are because you guys need all the help you can get.

I love morons, honest.

*hugs*

LondonLad, what on earth are you talking about?

Okay, it's been almost exactly one day since I asked a certain question for the birfers; and none of them even attempted an answer. Face it, bitches, you have no case at all, and your recent descent into frantic babyish name-calling is just icing on the cake.

I gotta say, of all the conspiracy-buffs I've ever encountered, the birfers are by far the dumbest. Even the Jewish-conspiracy wingnuts can, at the very least, cobble up an impressive-looking list of famous Jewish names. The birfers can't even manage that level of research. Hell, I have yet to meet a birfer who even understood how "citizenship" works.

FILL THE CUP!

But we're supposed to accept snarkybites as evidence?

LondonLad, I've given you The Cornell Law Center, The State Department of the USA, factcheck.org, The Washington Post, The Honolulu Advertiser, The Honolulu Star Bulletin, and all you have is snarkybites.

You're incredibly dishonest, going beyond liar into demented lying prick. You said in the other thread that I had never shown you the applicable laws. I provided you a link to where I showed them to you, specifically, in December of 2008 (http://letters.salon.com/e388332ca6462082c6b1768ad9558534/author/index135.html).

Your response to my link was, and I quote:

"Not interested in doing your research for you. You state you have something you fucking produce it."

And you still have the cajones to call me a liar. Unbelievable is right, but about you, not me.

In order for Obama not to be a U.S. citizen it would mean he was not born. His mother was a U.s. ciizen therefore no matter where he was born he is a U.S. citizen.

Your theory that Obama was not born in the United States therefore he is not a citizen is NOT based on any facts, or any constitutional laws.

Birthers claim he needs to show a birth certficate is bogus because he has shown a certified birth certificate.

Birthers claim that it's not a 'real' birth certificate is just plain ignorant. Where did the LIVE birth certificate bull come from? It Sounds like pro-lifer propaganda.

I order to prove yor point birtheers.

1. You need to prove that Obamas was not really born.

2. You need to prove Obama's mother was NOT a U.S. citizen.

3. You need to prove Obama 's grandparents were not U.s. citizens.

4. You need to prove the state Government of of Hawwii is involved in a conspiracy that Obama was born in Hawwii.

Where is your proof of that?

You sound just like Diane Rehm.

/ snicker snicker

/ chortle chortle

/ guffaw guffaw

ROTFLMAO

/ heart attack

/ dies

You kill me man, you kill me.

Well perhaps you tell me what you meant by this:

For the umpteenth time, we have seen Obama's birth certificate. It's authentic. The state of Hawaii says so.

I know the State of Hawaii has some awesome volcanoes but I didn't know it had a mouth. Perhaps you'd care to clarify your statement.

So true. And birthers are clearly quite proud of their embarrassing ignorance.

They induce idiot shivers, especially Andy Martin who likes to refer to himself as "Internet Powerhouse Andy Martin."

(His site: http://contrariancommentary.blogspot.com/)

"The state of Hawaii says so."

That means that a low level state bureaucrat was asked to stamp and sign a COLB for a US Senator from Chicago who was on the fast track to being the next President of the United States of America God Dammit!

What would you do?

"That'll be five dollars, sir. May I shake your hand?"

Hey, rules are for the little people, right?

Isn't that the case?

It's part of our national character now.

If you watch the news, it is obvious that the elite don't think the rules are for them.