Sanford could have gone the way of other depressed right-wingers and killed someone.

I guess Limbaugh thinks Sanford is a lover not a fighter.

Well, Obama did have Michael Jackson offed, don't you know.

He is diving into Limbaugh's panties now!

Oh the HUGE MANATEE!

What wonders will he find in the depths of Limbaugh's nether regions? Perhaps another months worth of sub tabloid spew!

Oh Happy Day for this Brave and Heroic Panty Journalist!

Joan, give him a raise, and then please hose him down, because

Sanford's affair began over a year ago.

Sanford, unlike the rest of us, just knew that Obama was going to be elected. He thought he'd get ahead of the rush (sic!) out the door and start his affair early, since he knew that things were going to go to hell in a handbasket, and he might as well start to feel "better" before he felt worse...or something like that. Especially because he could continue to carry his self-righteousness with him all the way to the airport.

Rush, baby, you have the logic of a goddam genius!

So, I guess what he's saying is, when it comes to republicans cheating on their wives, it's because the weight of their office is just too great and they need some sort of release. But when it comes to democrats cheating on their wives (ala, his slam against Elizabeth Edwards a few months ago), well, it's because said democratic wives are talkie nags and don't spend enough time on their knees giving their husbands blow jobs ... klassy!

It was the reason why Clinton HAD to be impeached; and the reason why those who was poor, sick, living in the ghetto, or in any other kind of trouble were fully to blame for their plights -- and therefore, deserving of no aid from the government (or sympathy from anyone else).

But now, no conservative is even remotely to blame for anything he (or she, if it's Sarah Palin) says or does. It's all the liberals/Obama's fault -- whether you're committing adultery, or even murder...

I still recall when this corpulent gasbag got nabbed with the Viagra after indulging in a little Central American sex tourism a few years ago. The financial desperation forcing some poor woman to crawl out from under this greasy windtunnel must be horrid indeed.

Obama's presidency is clearly to blame! Sanford started the affair over a year ago with someone he's known throughout the Bush years, but Rush correctly surmises that this is, in fact, Obama's fault. You see, Sanford is such a visionary that he saw this horrible time in American coming and decided to opt out early.

What had no plausible explanation (midlife crisis? hypocracy? wigga, please!) makes perfect sense now...Thanks, Rush!

He's definitely back on the Oxycontin.

... or drugs. Anyone got a script for Oxycontin?

The Rushboy Limpbog knows something about rushing off to a viagra fueled few days in a foreign country; viz., his sex romp vacation in the Dominican Republic fueled by viagra, which he obtained illegally and in violation of his oxycontin based probation.

The FDA should crack down on prescribing Viagra to the middle aged political class with the following warning in their ads(aired after 10:00 p.m., please): ...If you experience an erection that lasts more than four hours, or get the urge to fly off to a foreign country for illicit sex, then call your doctor.

lack of personal responsiblity. They need to woman up.

...to going up women.

You are so right. The country is going to hell in a handbasket and Obama is turning us all into socialists. Now is the time for you to say "oh what the hell" and chuck it all to enjoy your remaining years. Why not disappear to some "exotic" place where you can indulge your addiction to drugs and cheap kinky sex. Only, unlike Gov. Sanford, please do not come back. Ever. Buh-bye, now.

Sometimes the first thing that comes into your mind is ... um..... STUPID!!

He doesn't even try to appear rational anymore, does he?

This just shows, once again, what a great writer of fiction that Rush Limbaugh is. The radio show is just research for the Great American Novel that Limbaugh is writing.

Let's not be so dismissive here, ffolk. In this golden age of revisionist history ("George Bush, white courtesy telephone . . ."), this reasoning offers an opportunity.

If I have my logic (HAH!) right, this argument means that Newt Gingrich and the Contract on America were responsible for the Monica Lewinski disaster.

I'll bet even Buddy Bill never thought of trying that!

No, really.

What?!

... and I was wondering, "Isn't someone on his staff going to tell him that the affair started when Geo. W. Bush was president?"

Truth be damned.

Is it just me, or is that convoluted 'logic' more something we normally expected out that schizophrenic Glen Beck than out of el RushBo?

I thought Rush's schtick was predicting hell because the liberal media is all made up of fascist, socialist, racist homosexuals?

Next week, Rush mimics Sean Hannity by citing studies that were never done that support his opponent, and claiming it supports him instead.

Now you can return to your oxycontin/viagra fueled hate-fest with the satisfaction of having advanced another well thought out mindless neocon rant.

Sanford: "They're making me take stimulus money! That's it. Fuck it. I can't take it anymore; what's the point? I'm just trying to protect the sanctity of marriage between one man and one woman, and this is the thanks I get? The hell with it; the hell with you all. You want stimulus money? I got your "stimulus" right here? I'm gonna use that money to buy a ticket to Argentina to see my girlfriend, where, I assure you, I'll be stimulating my brains out. How do you like them apples, America haters?"

He deals with his depression of not being president of the United States by hopping on a plane with a bag full of Viagra and buggering little boys in foreign sex resorts catering to rich foreigners before returning to Florida to spew more hate and filth over the landscape.

All in a day's work for the Rusbo.