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Sunday, Nov 8, 2009
They told me to stay away from the red button, so it must be importanticant.
Just thought you should know.
Ha, made you look!
W
all it says is "please don't prosecute me and the rest of my administration" hopefully obama ignores this plea.
what Mr. Cheney would have put in a note to Obama.
What? You didn't expect the barely literate dauphin to actually scribble something, did you? That sounds too much like work and why, after eight long years, start now?
When you speak to the nation from behind the big desk, you don't actually have to wear pants. It's TRUE! They can't see you from the belly down at all.
Dad did it, I did it, and you know Billy Boy Clinton did it (don't worry, we had the chair re-upholstered since then). The A/C don't work so well in the summer so this is good to know.
Also, Marilyn Monroe was an alien. Nancy Reagan, too.
Heh. Gotcha! It's just Marilyn.
Good huntin' and don't work too hard,
-W 43.
"So long, sucker!"
Either Bush left Obama:
A) A Xerox copy of his bare ass (he is a boorish fratboy at heart, after all); or
B) A note scribbled in crayon, such as, "Don't screw up like I did" or "I swear, it was all Cheney's fault" or something similar.
See Colin was wrong about the Pottery Barn rule. I broke everything and I don't own it...you do.
Let them have a little fun. Then throw W in jail for war crimes.
Bush stated that his policy in Iraq is driven by the pentigon, which has become such a vast business that there is no stopping it from controlling America and the world - except a super depression that stalls all of the industrial complex that feeds its voracious appetite.
In keeping with the tradition of Reagan's turkey-themed paper, the letter today contains only a picture of a turkey created by Bush drawing around his hand.
He was so busy coloring inside the lines that he forgot to add a message.
"Mission Accomplished. God Bless Amerika."
``undiclosed location.''
That's my best guess.
Circle 1: Y N
xoxox
GW
Not to be contrarian, but honestly, how much weight would you, Obama, or anyone else with two brain cells give to any advice offered by Dumbya? And I say this knowing full well that many of Georgie's problems, including 9/11 itself, stem from his administration's default position that if Clinton did it, we'll do the opposite. While that obviously didn't serve either George or the country very well, it would seem to be a prudent policy for the Obama administration.
Besides, he probably didn't even write the note himself, but instead got Laura or Condi to do it.
I never figyured this one out in ate years, but mebbe you can. Clintin left me a note sane that if I ever needed an antser to a hard cwestchin, I'd find it in the corner of this offis.
GWB
"Presidentulating's hard. Don't be afraid to take a little vacation every other month or so."
Before you hold me accounterable, I just thought I 'd like to let you know I have a copy of your Kenyan Birth Certificate.
BTW - I put super glue on the seat of your chair
the president of pakistan is musharaff, not general
iraq and iran are two separate places.
there aren't any wmd in the oval office
you need to turn on a segway or it falls over
Anthrax
Be careful when eating pretzels!
. . . of the places i did not find lincolns' gold.
I keep a pick under the bed. you go for it!
Husane: you arnt the husane that tride to kill my daddy, r u? cuz i alreddy bagged me won husane!
had this gem: 'See Colin was wrong about the Pottery Barn rule. I broke everything and I don't own it...you do.'
Almost perfect! All you need would be the 'heh, heh, heh' (done like John Stewart does it).
Many other great ones as well. Good job posters!
"whenever I've gotten into a jamb or in over my head. I always call my dad and he fixes things. My national gaurd career, my business career, you name it, he'd get me out of it...should have used him more during the last eight years. Here's his number: 000-555-5555. Give him a call, he can make bad business deals or AWOL go away with equal skill.
Love ya, GWB.
I am wee todd it
I am sofa king wee todd it
Don't forget that Wensday is Prince spagetty day. Laura always let me get an extra meatball, but it makes you kinda gassy. Maybe you should stick to the regular serving.
in case you were considering any funny stuff, prosecutions or anything, well, we know where you live."
Dear B.O. --
Oh, you're initials are BO. Hahahahahaha.
:) GWB, The Decider
Pardon my mess.
And after the war crimes tribunals, would you kindly pardon me, too?
-- #43
"The whiskey's in the potted plant to your left."
"You're gonna do a heckuva job, brownie!"
If Cheney refuses to leave office, the directions to his undisclosed location are written on the back of the mirror in the Lincoln Bedroom bathroom. Oh, and don't forget, Wednesday is garbage pick up day. I forgot that once and had to go to war with Iraq.
I bent Laura over on this desk.
Yours,
George
just jiggle the handle.
"Every Friday in the cafeteria is Taco Friday. Heh heh heh. Tacos rule!
- W"
Credits in the right drawer, debits in the left drawer.
...so I left things as messed up as I could.
Good luck with that!
Laura thinks I'm writing you a note. I did this once when I dented someone's fender in a parking lot, and that worked, so what the hell.
You almost got it right. It should be:
A note scribbled in crayon, "I swear, it was all Clinton's fault"
Don't let the turk... erm, when turkeys get down with... You can't get fooled again!
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