mcPAIN JUST CAN'T GODDAMNED DANCE!

THAT'S WHY HE NIXED HIS ENTRANCE!!!!!

INSTEAD OF MAKING HIMSELF A TOTAL FOOL,

HE WISELY REFRAINED FROM DRIBBLING DROOL

AS HE IMAGINED HE WOULD WITH HOBBLING LEGS ASKANCE!!!!!

HAH!!!!!

V(^0^)V IS mcPAIN STILL AROUND? HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT OR FROM HIM SINCE HIS BIG DEFEAT!!!!! palin NEEDS TO HAVE HER UGLY FACE SLAPPED AROUND AS WELL OR IS HER HUBBY TAKING CARE OF THAT?????

Do they piss-test the contestants?

check this out what gets me is how they both ran on country first and its important to do that but nobody was asking big mouth cindy about how she was selling out a great piece of american history to a foriegn country Anheuser-Bush she was major share holder in that company and maybe could have found and american buyer now lay-offs have started.SELL-OUTS

You're being unfair. If you saw the Presidential Debates, you know McCain was exhausted from doing "Senile Aimless Meandering with the Star".

There is no limit to the lengths some people will go to to keep themselves in the spotlight. Often this spotlight should not have been on them in the first place. I would say television ruined John McCain--not that John McCain ruined television. McCain is not a "TV personality." He barely has a personality.

So, he was ready to offer her up for Miss Buffalo Chip (a topless contest at the Sturgis motorcycle rally) but says no to DwtS? Idiot.

DWTS taping conflicts with the "Show Us Your Tits" biker babe contest. Right?

Elizabeth Kucinich.

Let's put Cindy on Dancing With The Stars and team up with John and Sarah on Amazing Race. With Sarah's foreign policy experience, they'd be a cinch to win.

I think it speaks well of the man.

...John is mad that he wasn't asked to be on Dancing With the Stars. I can definitely see either of them on it. Oh well, may they can do The Amazing Race together next season.

I rather like the dance competition shows and think Cindy McCain would have been a great candidate for "Dancing with the Stars." Too bad her husband is such a spoilsport.

Don't let some old fart rain on your parade! Seriously, you can do much better than him.