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I know what you mean, the story has been up for over 20 minutes fer crissakes.
It's been my experience that Elfantman, tiberian, berlek98, shooter007, and many of the Troll Army have specific assignments to get up early so that they can plop the first post into place.
It was my impression that their overseers have them on a point system that if they can get here first they earn points towards coffee go-cups and foam beer-can coolers. Oh, yeah, and those big foam hands that say "We're #1".
Give any of them a huge foam cowboy hat and a "We're #1" giant foam hand and they're stylin'! For the old guys there are the "Sarah is HOTT!" buttons.