Come on now. Cindy McCain's a gazillionaire who made her fortune the old-fashioned way: She's inherited a shitload of money from her wealthy family.
Does anyone think she's ever broken a sweat over a mixing bowl? Does she even know what an oven IS?
Can't you picture what her "family recipe" for cookies REALLY is?:
1. Pick up phone.
2. Call kitchen.
3. Have Beulah bring up a plate of cookies.
4. Re-apply makeup.
5. Put on steel-toed stiletto boots in case Grampy sees the war paint and calls me a "cunt" again.
Much of the initial coverage about Fort Hood turned out to be wrong. Is there anything wrong with that?
The accountability imposed by another country for the CIA's kidnapping and torture reveals much about our own.
Fox News' morning show plays to type, talking about whether Muslims in the Army should face "special debriefings"
219 Democrats and one Republican join in favor of the legislation, which passed by a narrow margin
The survivor and author is upset about comparisons some on the right are making to genocide
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