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Come on now. Cindy McCain's a gazillionaire who made her fortune the old-fashioned way: She's inherited a shitload of money from her wealthy family.
Does anyone think she's ever broken a sweat over a mixing bowl? Does she even know what an oven IS?
Can't you picture what her "family recipe" for cookies REALLY is?:
1. Pick up phone.
2. Call kitchen.
3. Have Beulah bring up a plate of cookies.
4. Re-apply makeup.
5. Put on steel-toed stiletto boots in case Grampy sees the war paint and calls me a "cunt" again.