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John McCain justifies his statement that Hamas wants Barack Obama to be president by saying he's only discussing what's of interest to voters.
  • The numbers

    Average male life span in USA = 77.5-80 McCain's age = 71

    Upon further scientific analysis, and close examination of the above figures.

    I must come to a final conclusion, verifiable up to and exceeding a 95% probability.

    It is indisputable that McCain is an Old Ass Fart.