Letters to the Editor
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I'm Hillary Clinton and I improved this message
"There's a phone ringing in the White House ..."
Hillary's Montana ad:
"... but this time the crisis is education."
Hillary's West Virginia ad:
"... but this time the crisis is clean coal."
Hillary's South Dakota ad:
"... but this time the crisis is lower-than-expected wheat harvests in the northern Midwest."
Hillary's North Carolina ad:
"... but this time the crisis is a sophomore All-American from Duke is declaring early for the NBA draft and there's nobody on the bench."
Hillary's Kentucky ad:
"... but this time the favorite in the derby has a leg strain and state officials need to know whether it's still going to go off at 5:2."
Hillary's Oregon ad:
"... but this time last call is in 15 minutes and the Dandy Warhols are rocking too hard to stop."
Hillary's Guam ad:
"... but this time the crisis is tropical killer snakes."