Letters to the Editor
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Wasn't McCain statistically dead only a year ago?
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
Liza Minnelli
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
David Letterman
If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.
Ernest Rutherford
You cannot feed the hungry on statistics.
David Lloyd George
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts—for support rather than for illumination.
Andrew Lang
I can prove anything by statistics except the truth.
George Canning
Statistics are no substitute for judgment.
Henry Clay
Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
Harry Reasoner
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan Esar
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Evan Esar

