Letters to the Editor
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Obamas Sub-Conscious practices speech
I just went to see my spiritual advisor, he is a little crazy, some people might say hateful, but you know how those old people are, hahaha - just a little humor there to pander to the youth vote. Seriously, I told him to get his crazy fuk ass out of my campaign. I am straight talking now, no wait a minute that McCains slogan, damn can’t think of my own slogan right now, but my brand manager, I mean campaign-manger he’s got one.
Let me be specific, the reason I dumped the old coot is that I just don’t agree with everything he says, I mean he says to love the baby Jesus, and I do of course, I mean Mohammad is not on my love list at all. Anyways when he asks God to damn America he really means for God to love America even though those fukked up whities screwed things up so bad, uhh I mean potential great American white folks can, yes they can, dollars and cents to my campaign… umm I mean change and hope to America. Yeah, yeah, change and hope. Yes we can.
Yes. We. Can all have great friends (republicans who vote for me are the best), and my pastor has some great friends as well, like Farrakahn who hates Jews and doesn’t believe in the Holocaust, but you know you got to look at the whole person. I know some Jewish people want to vomit at the sight of him, but they just don’t know how much he contributes to the community.
So look we all got our problems, even the Pope, he not only is not a Protestant but he wants to ban condoms, I mean fuk that shit…uhh I mean there is hope for responsible sex for everyone, even Catholics. Did I mention I love Jesus? –Barack Obama