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Now They Can Be All That They Can Be
You got that right, Hell's Liberal: Obviously now, all five of Annie and Mittie's little boys are free of patriotic (campaign) commitments and thus can march right down to the local recruiting station and sign up for that military duty that they all somehow managed to avoid — and which their dad said he very much regretted missing out on.
I, for one, volunteer to send a care package of playing cards, video games, Boston Red Sox souvenirs, candy, sunscreen, scrap metal (for improvised body armor, since the Bush Administration doesn't see fit to adequately equip our troops), and other essentials to the first one of the Mittboys who ends up serving in Iraq.