Letters to the Editor
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Keep talking, Mike
The more Huckleberry Hound opens his piehole, the more everyone outside of the batshit insane evangelical community realizes this guys is, well, batshit insane. That is why I will now do my best Brer Rabbit impression:
"Oh no, Mistah RNC, please don' throw me into dat dere briar patch ova dere, and please don' make Mistah Mike Huckabee da Republicacious nominee for President. No! Don' do it! Have mercy!"
Making this Dominionist hayseed the GOP choice for Resident would be the gosh-darn nicest gift thinking Americans have received since...ever, I guess. I tingle at the potential to bury the Repugnant party until about 2050.
Zip-ah-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker.

