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Oh.... Mr. President, I think I'm gonna orgasm!
Oh, golly gee whiz! Here I am, little botched plastic surgery face Greta, here I am sitting next to the most IMPORTANT MAN IN THE WORLD! Oh my god, I'm getting a little wet spot!
I'm starting to talk like Barbara Walters! Mistew pwesident, my producers at Fox want to know when you plan to attack Iwwan. I mean, you ARE going to attack Iwwan, aren't you mistew pwesident?
Pweez attack Iwwan, mistew pwesident, pweeez!