Letters to the Editor

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The GOP candidate explains what he meant when he said the Constitution should be amended for God.
  • A humble prayer

    Dear God:

    Please let Dominionist whack job Mike Huckabee win the GOP presidential nomination in 2008, so that Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton can electorally rape him in the general contest and deal nutso Christian evangelicals a body blow that will set their deluded movement back 50 years, which is really where it belongs anyway, what with all that "women should be subservient to the man" stuff.

    Thank you, and please bless mommy and daddy and grandma and the Dodgers and my kitty and whichever personal trainer helped Hilary Swank get that body, because rrrow.

    Amen.