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Thatboy, it might make sense IF
that valuable information they claim to have extracted from Abu Zubaydah turned out to consist of confessions that he was an operative from the planet Zort who had been sent here to destroy the U.S. by levitating our nukyoolar missiles out of their silos with anti-gravity devices, while creating pod people to substitute for previously patriotic Americans, and diabolically programming these replicants to say things like "I wish I hadn't voted for George Bush, this war he sold us is turning out to be a disaster." Of course all this is tremendously valuable top-secret information, but the great unwashed might have a little trouble understanding its true significance.