Letters to the Editor
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Lizard Folk
It takes an expert to determine the sex of a lizard.
I shall await the opinion of a herpetoligist before I pass judgement on any of the candidates other than the human male with the splendid mate, ideals, character, morals and ethics.
I for one do not care for knowing the sex of a lizard and have no interest in what lies in the confines of the cloaca of any of the lizard folk as that is their concern and not mine and their concerns are not those of mammals such as myself and that human with the pointy ears, splendid mate, ideals, character, morals and ethics.
Any lizard can put on a dress, just look at Guiliani.

