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The white house press secretary shoud be replaced by a Magic 8-Ball
Correspondents with questions could shake it to produce answers like "Signs point to yes" "my sources say no" and "ask again later."
It would streamline the Daily Press Briefing, give reporters a fun toy to shake, and save tax payers over $100,000 a year in Dana Perino's salary (though there's the $7.50 one-time purchase for the magic 8-Ball).