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(To the tune of "O Canada")
O Senator
You gay-denouncing man
True hetero love the voters all demand
So you can't go in
a bus station
and grope a plain-clothes cop
You can't suck off
teen-aged prostitutes
This gayness has to stop
The Senate must be
homosexual-free
O Senator, cops stand on guard for thee
O Larry Craig, cops stand on guard for thee!