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• Saturday, August 18, 2007 01:36 PM

  THE LIZARD OF OZ

  "We'rrreeeee Off To See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Oz...." Torticola DICKless B(rainiac) Cheney's Super-Ego, Ego and Id are busy DANCING and SINGING AWAY in his evil machinating mind, the Scarecrow of Mitt ROMNEY Marsh, the Tin Man Rudy GIULIANI and the Cowardly Lion Pasty-Faced Flip-Flopper John McPAIN. Cheney's Super-Ego ROMNEY laments, "If I only had a BRAIN!" Cheney's Ego GIULIANI laments, "If I only had a HEART!" Cheney's Id McPAIN laments, "If I only had the NERVE, COURAGE!(McPAIN already HAS A LOT OF NERVE! BUT COURAGE? HE WOULDN'T KNOW IT IF IT CAME UP AND BIT HIM IN HIS FUNDAMENT!)" Torticola Cheney shares the same concern that his Ego, Tin Man GIULANI does, namely missing a HEART instead of that Atomic-Powered, Titanium-Sprocketed Hunk of Metal that powers this LUMBERING BUCKET OF BOLTS Cheney to formulate the evil, vile machinations that this distant cousin of The Doctor's good friends, THE CYBERMEN constantly sproings into action. Lacking a HUMAN heart has not been a negative for Cheney, as a matter of fact, it makes his SOCIOPATHIC DESTRUCTIVENESS and INHUMAN COLD CALCULATING ACTS much easier to accomplish and influence CHIMPya W. Bush with them. This LIZARD of Oz Cheney needs to be DISSECTED not only to see WHAT MAKES HIM TICK but also as PUNISHMENT for his many HIGH WAR AND DOMESTIC CRIMES!

  —raymundohpl Read raymundohpl's other letters
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