Letters to the Editor
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@Anonymous (NOT the chaplin)
Luv your statistics! Relatively few Americans have died in Iraq, so you can pretty much say anything: More Americans died slipping in their showers than died in Iraq (ergo: Don't shower); more Americans died while making love than died in Iraq (ergo: no more baby-makin!); more Americans died choking on a pretzel than died in Iraq (we wish), etc.
Second: "Hardly anyone over there is dying, compared to our much bigger issues of drunk driving and suicide."
Luv, luv, luv that statement. "Hardly anyone over there" obviously equals Americans, and NOBODY ELSE COUNTS, do they? I thought we were fighting this war to bring democracy to these people, whom we obviously don't give a sh*t about.
Ah, logic!

