Letters to the Editor
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You also forgot the Dalai Lama's
It's his birthday as well.
Kind of makes you wonder what does that says about astrology...
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Everybody sing!
Happy birthday to you...
Happy birthday to you...
You've brought our constitutional democracy to the brink of collapse with your innumerable violations of domestic and international law and rampant acts of power-mad corruption...
Happy birthday to you!
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And we w/o my Guillotine.
Damn.
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Nice work pacificwhim
Had me singing (and laughing) at my computer.
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My birthday message.
Illegal wiretaps. Torture/Rendition. Outing NOC agents/Obstructing justice afterward. USAtty/DoJ/voter fraud. Katrina aftermath. You should resign (but won’t) or be impeached (but won’t be.) The end of your administration and removal of you and your cronies can’t come soon enough for Americans and the Constitution.
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Happy Birthday to Us.
He's one year closer to disappearance from this planet? Let's celebrate.
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Happy Birthday! You have won!
Happy Birthday George! We all got together and bought you a fabulous shopping spree for you and your friends.
You and five of your closest advisors are invited on an all expense trip to the world famous shopping district called Haifa Street in sunny Baghdad, Iraq. There, we will provide you with a van painted and sponsored by Target stores for you and your guests. You will each be provided with one hundred dollars to buy as many rugs and sunglasses as you can lay your hands on.
As you may notice in our little package, that the ticket to Iraq is a one way ticket. But not to worry... We are so confident that your experience there will be such that you will not come back that we did not even bother to buy a return ticket!
So, enjoy your shopping spree to Haifa Street, Baghdad for your special birthday... and remember: when they say "duck" in Iraq, they rarely mean the bird.
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The Rats! Bush's B-day card.
You can't post a message unless you donate money. How very Republican of them. Bastards. I wanted to wish him a happy impeachment.
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It's my birtday, too.
So, Happy Birthday to the Dalai Lama.
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I'll have to post my birthday wishes here instead
Since those Republican bastards won't let you give the Chimp your birthday wishes, I'll just have to post them here and hope my FBI minder is working tonight.
Dear President Bush,
Here's wishing you a case of incurable ass herpies and crippling arthritis. I hope you and Cheney are impeached soon.
Obama for President!
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Happy birthday, douchebag
See above.
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I thought of donating a buck
Just so I could send my...er...greetings.
But I was afraid some a-hole at the RNC would take my credit card number and stick it to me. What would stop them? After all, laws are for chumps.
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Birthday Wishes
I hope he doesn't choke on his cake.
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FMHilton - I hope he does
After it he managed it with pretzels, its just the little screw up couldn't even get that right.
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Will the $ go to the legal defense fund?
Or to buy Cheney a get out of jail free card? Perhaps he is buying so pre-Iran war intelligence. some intelligence...any intelligence...even some of his own?
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Which card to send to George?
Card 1:
Sixty one candles on your cake
Light them George for heaven's sake,
Make a wish
and don't you tell,
or your wish will go to hell, go to hell,
Go to hell.
Hold your breath...
Now don't exhale, don't exhale,
Don't exhale...now go blow.
Card 2:
I bought you a present George...
Two in fact...
an orange jumpsuit
to cover your back
and a First Edition, ("Democracy For Dummies")
just off the press...
too late, too late for any redress
But Happy Birthday anyway George
plus my most sincere regrets.
beryl k gullsgate
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My birthday
My birthday is today, and I have to say, Cancerians everywhere are decrying the sullying of our own waters by this truly reprehensible fucker in our midst. I think the best gift for our fine president this year is PRETZELS! The bigger and chewier, the better.
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Sixty one, eh?
Now will they stop referring to him as "the Boy President" or "the Young President"?
From where I sit, 61 is pretty geezerly.
Now Bill Clinton (it's all his fault!) is 60. When he took office in 1993, he was 46. When Bush took office, he was 54.
Who was the "Boy President" again?
(FWIW, JFK, I think, still holds the record at 43.)
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Chronology Ain't Causation
Boy preznit is correct. Boy Georgie has a mental maturity age of about 14, pride-swollen preppie whose daddy greases the skids. May 61 roman candle supposiories find their way to his royal arse. 25 more dead Americans in July, on pace for a fourth consecutive month with 100 or more useless, pointless, tragic deaths. Every one of them is George's fault. It's his war. He owns it, lock, stock, and empty oil barrel. No happy returns, you warmongering fascist tool.
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How many F's
in "Go Fuck Yourself"?
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History lesson for Zandru
The youngest person to become President was Teddy Roosevelt, age 42, who was vice-president under the assassinated William McKinley. However, JFK was the youngest to be elected Presdident.