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in reality, the worst thing that has ever happened to the ever-complaining Ms. Coulter (besides the curse of an oh-so-imperfect-brain) appears to be the perpetual bad hair day she has been suffering from since the 80's.
Does she know you can do away with split ends with scissors?
On the other hand, some people say Coulter is the result of a runaway recombinant DNA experiment in which mantid genetic material from the praying mantis was recombined with human DNA.
As a result, Ms. Coulter has been known to seriously injure unwary lovers with her flailing and razor-sharp knees and elbows, and in undocumented instances to actually gnaw away the skulls of unwary suitors in the throes of her passion.
The prudent course of action is to avoid Coulter at all costs when she is inebriated or in estrus.
