Letters to the Editor
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Pre-failed
Bush was the worst president ever:
- when he made fun, as governor, of a condemned woman
- when he wore an audio feed to his first Kerry debate, and blinked uncontrollably into space while listening to his script, and later gripped the podium and hissed like Gollum over his Precious
- when he had his aides say the bulge in his jacket was a tailor's mistake
- when he flew over New Orleans instead of to it
- when he started whispering campaigns against fellow law students to ingratiate himself, rather than bomb, in class
- when he read The Stranger and didn't have a clue that he too killed for no particular reason
- when he yelled "Air Attack" on one of his Texas bike rides
- when no one stopped him yelling "Air Attack" on a bike ride
- when he refused to meet with Cindy Sheehan and rise to the occasion
- when, as governor, he gave the finger on camera
- when he looked under the desk for WMD
- when he poked fun at a blind reporter wearing shades
- when he clamed he was a compassionate conservative, a uniter not divider, and a decider, then exhibited not one iota of those characteristics
- when he claimed he had a mandate from a razor thin election
- when he nominated Bolton for anything
- when he went AWOL in a gift deferment
- when he wore a flight suit
- when he stood behind a podium, at the RNConvention 2004, prominently adorned with a barely disguised cross
- when he yelled, "Yo Blair!"
- and groped Merkel
- when he obstensibly led a country to attack another country for no provication, resulting in hundreds of thousands of lives lost, and called it a comma
- when he consistently gutted the country's environmental protections, educational programs, professional agency leadership, political civility and rights of free speech and due process
- when he took all the money for himself and his club
- each time he wakes up and is not clouded by doubt or concern or regret or pangs of responsibility or even a glimmer of compassion about his actual effect on the world
He doesn't have a clue; he doesn't have two clues.