Letters to the Editor
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Dick Cheney is the smartest man in gov't today
Cheney is only eclipsed by former Speaker Newt Gingrich. Cheney is a no bullshit guy and I respect him immensely. Few people are intelligent enough to recognize the talents of Cheney. Liberals of course always let the ozone layer get in their way.
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No Brains Given, Yet Again
Silent (aka dumb) Dick is a war criminal. Let's see how smart he is under oath in those hearings that will start in January after the people reclaim their congress. For republikans, congress is something you have with page boys. Ask Reverend Ted, man-ass meth king. Nice party ya had there, No Brains. Blow a goat for Jeebus.
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To you guys in the liberal media,
of course I took some time off at the end of the campaign. We had credible cherry-picked intelligence suggesting there was a strong connection between the Democrats and Al Qaeda, but I had other priorities. Besides, the campaign was in its last throes, so go f--k yourselves.
Yours truly,
Prick Cheney
PS - I'll have more to say at Don's Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony.
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Cheney is almost as smart as Gingrich?
"Cheney is only eclipsed by former Speaker Newt Gingrich...."
Almost as smart as Gingrich? The guy who said we should have orbiting mirrors to reflect light into areas that need streetlights? The guy who said that women "get infections" every 28 days and that "men are biologically driven to hunt giraffes"? If that's you, "joe" I think you need to find better paragons of intelligence.
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Excuse me?
Perle is the Prince of Darkness. That's Darth Cheney to you!