Letters to the Editor
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To you guys in the liberal media,
of course I took some time off at the end of the campaign. We had credible cherry-picked intelligence suggesting there was a strong connection between the Democrats and Al Qaeda, but I had other priorities. Besides, the campaign was in its last throes, so go f--k yourselves.
Yours truly,
Prick Cheney
PS - I'll have more to say at Don's Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony.

