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Cat got your tongue, Mr. Vice President?
  • To you guys in the liberal media,

    of course I took some time off at the end of the campaign. We had credible cherry-picked intelligence suggesting there was a strong connection between the Democrats and Al Qaeda, but I had other priorities. Besides, the campaign was in its last throes, so go f--k yourselves.

    Yours truly,

    Prick Cheney

    PS - I'll have more to say at Don's Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony.