Letters to the Editor
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Haggard Snark
Haggard's wife is apparently named Gayle. You could not make this shit up. If you wrote a screenplay where the closeted queer leader of the Evangelical movement had a wife named Gayle, the producers would make you change it because the joke's too obvious. Desperate Housewives isn't that cartoonish.
I'm surprised Haggard admitted to getting a massage from the manwhore. I expected Haggard to claim that he only invited that gay prostitute over to his hotel because Haggard was getting ready to leave and needed some help packing his shit.
One thing that's perfectly clear now: the GOP has absolutely no plan for getting us out of Iraq, but apparently has lots of plans for getting into another guy's shorts.
Maybe they should replace all of those terror alert color codes with the rainbow flag. Bush could also replace his cabinet with the Village People, although there are already more gays in the Bush Administration than there are in the Castro. I hear the Republicans are gonna hold their 2008 convention inside of a giant closet.
Hey Pamela, you're gonna have a hard time voting a straight Republican ticket: there apparently aren't any straight Republicans running this year. Apart from maybe the wife beater and the mistress choker . . .