Letters to the Editor
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D.H., moving the rhetorical big old mo-fo refrigerator
OK...
HUH!
Let's see if I can...
HUH!
swing this bitch around...
HUH!
with my shoulder...
HUH!
and bring this whole thing...
HUH! Man, this fucker is heavy...
back to terrorism...
HUH!
and 9/11...
HUH!
because that's what Karl...
HUH!
told me to do...
UFF!
you get your pasty white ass out here...
UFF!
and move this thing, Karl.
UFF!
There! Whew. Nah, nobody'll ever notice.

