Letters to the Editor
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Coulter is "latent" batshit crazy
Do we need any more evidence that Ann Coulter belongs in nice padded room in Bellvue and not in Fox News' studios?
It also amazes me that the right would try and tar Clinton - Clinton! - of all people as gay, despite rivaling JFK as the most enthusiastically hetero president in memory. Maybe it has something to do with overcompensating, on behalf of the masculinity of the former male cheerleader (high school and college!) who sits in the White House at the moment.
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Logic, anyone?
Ok, let's suppose we accept Ann's bigoted supposition that homosexuals are narcissistic (purely for argument's sake). Just because Bill Clinton is a narcissist and homosexuals are narcissists, that doesn't make Bill Clinton homosexual. It's been a while since my logic classes, but I believe that's called an implication error.
I sometimes feel conflicted about whether it's worse for someone to be stupid or a bigot. Luckily, Ann is both, so I don't have to think too hard about it.
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If relentless whoring on one side of the fence means that you actually prefer the other side...
...does that make Ann Coulter a closet liberal?
Or a closet sane person?
Or, from what I hear about her rather active sex life, a closet lesbian?
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Let me get this "straight"...
During his administration Bill Clinton is fooling around with a fat little female intern in the White House.
During his administration George Bush has a gay male prostitute making frequent documented and undocumented visits to the White House.
Bush has always struck me as a stilted self-loathing closet case. He always looks stiff, uncomfortable, forced and phoney. His macho swagger looks about as authentic as the Village People.
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Remember, these are the same people...
...who said Hillary Clinton was a lesbian having an affair with Vince Foster.
And these are the clowns who want to take over sex education.
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Uh, WHAT???
Bill Clinton is/was lots of things -- promiscuous, self-centered, interested in self-gratification, egotistical, but most of all (based on actual evidence, not dear Ann's fevered imagination) rampantly HETEROSEXUAL. Not, as it was put in the classic "Seinfeld" episode, that there's anything wrong with being homosexual...
Next thing you know, she'll be accusing him of bestiality back in his early Arkansas days, based on nothing more than her exquisitely uninformed speculation.
My, my -- sweet little Ann DOES seem to be coming apart mentally, doesn't she? Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
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Male Nymphomaniac?
They cannot even get their terminology right. I have never heard nymphomania used to refer to a a male. The male condition is called satyriasis.
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Ann Coulter wishes Bill Clinton was gay
Because then Ann could have homosexual sex with him...
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Ann Coulter, please come out of the closet
Ann Coulter surely is a lesbian. Looking at her obsession with those 9/11 widows its pretty obvious that her true hatred of them springs from the fact that they were heterosexual, and thus not sexually interested in her or in joining her sadomasochistic fan club. The dustjacket picture on her latest book portrays her as some kind of sexy maneater, which is obviously a cover for her true sexual identity. Plus she is a Republican and not married, to my knowledge. Isn't that a bit strange. At least Bill Clinton knows that matrimony is the best cover for latent homosexuality. Ann would do well to learn from his example.
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Well, "she" should know, shouldn't she?
A lot of people had Coulter figured for either a transvestite or a transsexual long before Andrew Sullivan (who knows a thing or two about these matters) called her a "drag queen pretending to be a fascist." It's hard not to notice that Adam's apple, those big, bony hands, and that deep voice. So, "she" was "glued" to the Starr report, was she? I'll be "she" was. Give it up, Ann, your secret passion for Clinton is just another hopeless crush and you'll have to go back to swooning over your picture of Bush in a flight suit.
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Could we PLEASE...
... stop talking about Anne Coulter? War Room's obsession with every antic of this bat-crazy wingnut is starting to become unhealthy.
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You're like a bunch of crackheads
And A.C is your drug. You just can't stop reprinting what she says can you? It's sad really. Getting bothered by something A.C. says is like getting upset at something a child would say. Stop giving the dude so much press.
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Why? Why? Why?
Why do we have to be tortured with reports of someone so inconsequential and obviously not of sound mind?!? AC's opinions are equivalent to oral flatulence!
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Ann is opening a door she should leave shut
Opening a line of gossip about other people's sexual wiring is an excuse for some TV host with more cojones than Donny Deutsch or Matt Lauer to ask Ann about her sex life: with whom, how often, where, and if it even exists.
Not that we really want to know. But she should be made to feel what she so freely dishes out.
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Ann 'n' Ken
Didn't Ann Coulter work for the Ken Starr Chamber? No wonder she was "glued" to its report.
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Republican logic
Lot's of heterosexual sex = Bathhouse sex
Bathhouse sex = Homosexual Sex
Hence, lot's of heterosexual sex = homosexual sex.
This explains many things.
We now know why Ann Coulter is unmarried, because if she has sex with men she’s a homosexual and if she has sex with women she’s a homosexual.
Plus, we know why the Republican party is so anti-Gay, because according to their criterion everyone is Gay, they most feel under siege with all the straight (but actually gay) sex that goes on.
Also, the Republican position on birth control now makes sense. Because they think that all sex outside of what is required to produce children is gay sex, so they oppose birth control because birth control means more sex and more sex equals more gays.
It’s all clear now.
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Republican logic
Lot's of heterosexual sex = Bathhouse sex
Bathhouse sex = Homosexual Sex
Hence, lot's of heterosexual sex = homosexual sex.
This explains many things.
We now know why Ann Coulter is unmarried, because if she has sex with men she’s a homosexual and if she has sex with women she’s a homosexual.
Plus, we know why the Republican party is so anti-Gay, because according to their criterion everyone is Gay, they most feel under siege with all the straight (but actually gay) sex that goes on.
Also, the Republican position on birth control now makes sense. Because they think that all sex outside of what is required to produce children is gay sex, so they oppose birth control because birth control means more sex and more sex equals more gays.
It’s all clear now.