Letters to the Editor
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Ann Coulter is an Asshole
To explain the phenomenon of Ann Coulter (the Asshole), the GOP (the Dicks) and the Dems (the Pussies), please read this brilliant soliloquy by Gary, a Team America agent and marionette.
Dicks
written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Pam Brady
Gary (on stage at Kim Jong Il's FAG dinner): We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors' Guild!.. are pussies. And Kim Jong Il!.. is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!.. because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't apporoporate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit.